Do you talk while sleeping? Adam does. That's nothing out of the ordinary, but his replies are short and very interesting, each being an artwork. His wife takes notes of what he says, here are some of her recordings:
"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"
"I'm all blue with gravy spots. And I'm proud of it."
"Robots making sweets? But they've got no taste! Metal smarties."
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."
"Please just walk away. I don't want to have to stand here and say something so awesome that I'll have to remember it the rest of the day. Thank you!"
"You can stop clapping now if you want. Really. You'll need your energy for cheering me later. Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhh."
"I love you! No I didn't say it I didn't say it I didn't say it. I coughed.... MMM-hmmm, coughed."
"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."
"Skipping to work makes everything better."
"Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only. Nothing else."
"I've got a really terrible terrible feeling about this custard tart. Terrible."
"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."
"Give me one good reason why not."
"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"
"I'm all blue with gravy spots. And I'm proud of it."
"Robots making sweets? But they've got no taste! Metal smarties."
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."
"Please just walk away. I don't want to have to stand here and say something so awesome that I'll have to remember it the rest of the day. Thank you!"
"You can stop clapping now if you want. Really. You'll need your energy for cheering me later. Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhh."
"I love you! No I didn't say it I didn't say it I didn't say it. I coughed.... MMM-hmmm, coughed."
"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."
"Skipping to work makes everything better."
"Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only. Nothing else."
"I've got a really terrible terrible feeling about this custard tart. Terrible."
"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."
"Give me one good reason why not."
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